Cropped screenshot of John Wayne and Angie Dickinson from the trailer for the film Rio Bravo (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Three people walk into a bar,it immediately catches the attention of the waiter serving drinks. The rest of the people inside are scared stiff.They are stuck,there is pin drop silence. One bystander took a note of the three strangers,one was very tall wearing spiked boots,the second one was a fellow with bushy beard,looking like a thug. The third one,him I can’t figure out.What must he be doing with these two scary strangers? It becomes apparent soon enough. He is there to collect the loot and make a quick get a way.
The tall one stamps his foot and orders drinks for his buddies. The drinks are served. They look around to see the establishment to guess how they can achieve success. While they sip their drink,the other people in the bar are shivering with fear. How this intrusion will end no one knows. Suddenly there is a loud noise, they all look around. A stout tall man resembling John Wayne walks in. He quickly glances around, realizes what’s happening. He fires a bullet on the ceiling,the three strangers can tell this is no ordinary man,he is John Wayne himself,no one can fire as quick as He can. They decide to change their tactics,started smiling and singing,knowing any crooked move from them will land them in a pool of blood. They paid the bill and slowly left.
John Wayne however had a good laugh,’ this is how you disperse crooks’ he said and left!
So ended the story,it had a happy ending,there was no loss of lives no monetary loss. It was an unbelievable day for the owner!
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