When was the last time you walked away from a discussion, only to think of the Perfect Comeback hours later? Recreate the scene for us, and use your winning line.
I never had the opportunity of walking away from a discussion. I do remember once my cousin told me that my sister-in-law (my brother-in-law’s wife) passed some hideous remarks about the way I wear my sari. Since I heard it I’ve been thinking of telling her off when I met her.
Unfortunately, I did meet her a few times, but could not tell her off as I had planned. Had she said it on my face I’d tell her off. She said this behind my back, a coward that she is!