Daily Prompt : Mallet

In response to prompt : Mallet

The Mallet And The Chicken!

Dear judge, do not pound so hard,

For I’m  a piece of chicken, not a  piece of lard.

I know you will dress me up,

You will salt me use a dash of pepper,

Make me tasty for your friend Mr. Tapper.

If not for me have some feeling for the mallet,

You’re wearing the gavel and your very own palate!

……………………………….. 🙂