….when all you need is a knife might not be ironic, but it is unfortunate. Add your own verse,stanza, or story of badly–timed annoyance to AlanisMorisette’s classic:
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It’s a black fly in your chardonnay
It’s a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn’t it ironic— don’t you think
It’s like arriving to dinner an hour late
The dining hall is closed, oh why didn’t they wait
You are hungry there is no food to eat
You see the cook giving his dog some treat
And isn’t it ironic — don’t you think
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