In response to one-word prompt : Witty
I’ll tell you a story of a cook,
He’s the smartest man in my book.
He out-witted his master one day,
Cranes have one leg he did say.
The furious master took him to the park,
There they saw Cranes with one leg in the dark.
The master went close and yelled Shoo,
The cranes put the other leg down and flew.
Now the master said, ‘Explain dear cook’,
The witty cook replied, ‘Did you say Shoo when you took,
The crane from the store?’
The stunned master swore,
He never heard an argument like this before!