In response to the prompt : Peculiar
Odd and Even are going for a walk,
It’s sounds strange how they talk.
One’s English accent is peculiar,
The other’s accent is not queer.
Even tells Odd, ‘I’ll teach you brother,’
Odd replies, ‘it’s all right why bother.’
So they decided to go separate ways,
Rather than tease each other anyways!
Quietly I stood in the queue
I asked not a question
And enjoyed the view
Quack came a quack and looked
At me, “who gave you permission
To stand in front of me?”
I quipped but sir
I am not here to quarrel
So leave me alone
His queue swelled up
Folks I kid you not
I decided to quit
While I was ahead!
Strangers can be queer
I want you to know
Quaver is what they do
When things don’t go their way
Their thinking is quite different
I’d like you to know