“Tell us your funniest relationship disaster Story.”
I have no idea what is third rate romance
Is it a real or imaginary story
Imaginary one I can write
Without any hesitation
But will you take it
Into consideration!
There was a girl and a boy
I knew long ago
Who fell in love without a doubt
One was lean the other one fat
They had no personality
I promise you that!
One summer’s day the fat one
Came up with a story
Hang on and wait dear reader
This will make you laugh
He said my dear, “why are you so lean
When you always lick the platter clean?”
This did not go very well really
The lean one kicked and screamed
Oh you fatty she said ,”enough of this romance
You nasty pig
I’d never see your face as long as I live!”
Thus ended the romance of fatty and leany!
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