Daily Prompt: Land of confusion

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Which subject in school did you find impossible to master? Did math give you hives? Did English make you scream? Do tell!

Actually I did not find Math or English impossible to grasp. I did not have to scream if either of the two subjects were mentioned.

The one I did have trouble with was,  “Quantity Theory of Money” in Economics,  my older brother was an accountant he sat me down one day and explained repeatedly what it was all about. It wasn’t that I did not understand the first time he explained it, he thought it was a difficult topic, so little sister has to understand until it comes out of her ears.

This was when I screamed and said,”please I understand it  do not explain anymore.”

It was the first and last time I ever asked him to explain anything.

…………………………… 🙂

DP Daily Prompt: Third Rate Romance

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“Tell us your funniest relationship disaster Story.”

 

I have no idea what is third rate romance

Is it a real or imaginary story

Imaginary one I can write

Without  any hesitation 

But will you take it 

Into consideration!

 

There was a girl and a boy 

I knew long ago 

Who fell in love without a doubt

One was lean the other one fat

They had no personality 

I promise you that!

 

One summer’s day the fat one

Came up with a story

Hang on and wait dear reader

This will make you laugh 

He said my dear, “why are you so lean

When you always lick the platter clean?”

 

This did not go very well really

The lean one kicked and screamed 

Oh you fatty she said ,”enough of this romance

You nasty pig

I’d never see your face as long as I live!”

Thus ended the romance of fatty and leany! 

 

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