Yesterday, your pet, inanimate object could read your post. Today, they can write back( thanks for the suggestion,
lifelessons!). Write a post from their point of view ( or pick just any non-verbal creature/ object).
Thank you for your letter. Raphael and I were very good boys yesterday. Rapha is the one who tried to open your closet, I did discourage him but he said, ‘No.’
Rapha did not pull your clothes down on the floor, you still did not give us treats for good behavior.
We tried to sleep all morning, your neighbor was making too much noise and the sun was bright and shiny we had to find out what was happening. this is why we could not sleep.
Rapha was restless, he’s the one who jumped on the piano, he does not listen, I don’t know if he scratched your piano, I am sorry.
Thank you for raising the blinds for us, it was nice and sunny, we didn’t enjoy that much because nothing exciting was happening, and there were no birds we could catch and gobble up, oh yes we are inside how can we catch them.
You always promise to give us treats, but you never do. Humans never tell the truth.
Rapha knows you don’t want him to chew paper, he did it as a protest because you failed to keep your promise.
Rapha wasn’t in a mood to reply, so I did it on behalf of us both.
I hope you still love us.
Your darling felines,
Rapha and Gabriel.