DP Daily Prompt: Wrong Turns

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When was the last time you got lost? Was it an enjoyable experience or a stressful one ? Tell us about it.

The last time we got lost was a while ago. We were returning to Gander from Waterville Maine, my husband was driving, there were two possible routes we were told by the man in a garage, one was shorter than the other. I told my husband to take the  I 95 route but he wanted to take the shorter route, unfortunately my husband had the habit of driving faster than the speed limit, on our way we saw oncoming cars flashing their light, I did not understand what it meant neither did my husband. He continued to drive above speed limit, suddenly we saw a traffic police, he raised his hand to stop.

My husband according to him was driving 75 mph, where the limit was 60 mph. He took the licence number and slapped us with a $100 .00 ticket. My husband learned the hard way that he should obey the traffic rules. It was a funny experience how my husband was trying to explain, he really wasn’t speeding, because of the downhill it seemed he was. This kind of lame excuse did not satisfy the guy, he wrote the ticket anyway.

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Letter F

 

Fair and Fare went to school one day

They didn’t see the difference 

Between Fair and fare

Fair means just and Fare means 

A ticket, which you 

Have to buy when you 

Go on a plane !

 

Fair said, “Oh teacher now I know”

My name means a ticket

Fare said you stupid 

You got it all wrong

Your name means just

And mine means a ticket!

 

They squealed and  squabbled 

But couldn’t come to any conclusion

For they thought their teacher wasn’t 

Fair or Fare, Oh let’s forget it

friendship is more important

Than Fair or Fare!

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