Warehouses are filled with assorted stuff
Men and women cannot decide what they want
Wife says to husband picking anything is tough
They watch and they wonder what do they want!
Along came kids dancing and prancing
We know how to tell you without thinking
Wow says the mom and the dad
We wish we could have more kids like that!
Upon arriving at the cash register
Out he took out his wallet to pay
Woe to me my bills are stuck together
I wasn’t expecting this today!
Why is this happening he queried
Wife said honey, “I’m worried”
Who’d lend us some moolah
I’d lend you I’m Beulah!